[insert gay joke here]

thepartyposse:

kohwala:

do celebrities even snapchat?

there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere 


missespeon:

my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen

me: but its dark and scary


sillywonderland:

I searched “danisnotonfire” on this mp3 downloader and this is what i get omfg


whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

cocaina-y-caviar:

Ladies, never ever fight over a man. Fight over a job, parking space, your spot in a long line….the last chicken wing. But never over a man. Never.

(Source: sad-nena)


deansass:

If you go under my “baby” tag there’s a 99.8% chance you’ll find pictures of the Impala, fictional characters or mutuals

and a 0.2% chance you’ll actually find a.. well, a real baby.


deansass:

deansass:

So can we like, get an official name for Sam’s hair?

Someone suggested Don

I like Don


graceebooks:

snotsnafesnoresnerk:

graceebooks:

the four horsemen of the apocalypse

I need this. Where is this? *makes pleading gimmie hands*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church

mustbekarma:

So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend


angedenken:

Actor Martin Freeman arrives at the ‘The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey’ World Premiere at Embassy Theatre on November 28, 2012 in Wellington, New Zealand.
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